so my english teacher has this one clock in her room
Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.
I think this is the only cat gif I have ever felt compelled to reblog.
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always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex
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So my mum likes to tell this story of when I played the angel Gabriel in a nativity play. Apparently I was about 7 and while I was meant to be standing all serene and angelic in the background, I got into some kind of fist fight with another angel.
My mum calls it an embarrassment.
I call it committing to the role
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls